Now This Looks Like a Job For...ME!
BitterI'd like to first start off by saying that the rumours of my imminent demise were sadly exaggerated. I simply waited for a time when I was needed, and I've found that time to be now. After tonight's final straw, I've determined that I'm going to take the helm and pilot this ship, from here on out.
Starting immediately, I will be taking
's account over. I will not cease taking over my lovely host's account or conscience until such a time where I see fit to release him from my holds.Furthermore, I intend to partake in his duties and obligations under his surname and will not stop until such a time that his mental stability is intact. Ergo, I'm taking his life over until he feels better.
I undertake these duties due to the fact that his mum has a week and change left in her vacation; and I intend to perk him up around her so she's not convinced that she needs to start going off on person(s) who may or may not be to blame.
I will be taking no questions, at this time. Simply enjoy my song.
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside.
'Round the outside, 'round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside.
'Round the outside, 'round the outside.
Guess who's back?
Back again.
Shady's back.
Tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster,
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady; I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya:
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquour;
Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating.
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating.
You waited so long, so stop debating:
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating.
I know that you got a job Miss Cheney,
But your husband's heart problem is complicating!
So the FCC won't let me be,
Or let me be me, so let me see.
They tried to shut me down on MTV,
But it feels so empty without me.
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips.
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits.
Get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy...
I just settled all my lawsuits. FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
Now this looks like a job for me,
So everybody: just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
I said, this looks like a job for me,
So everybody: just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
Little hellions; kids feelin' rebellious.
Embarassed, their parents still listen to Elvis.
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless,
'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH!"
A visionary, vision of scary!
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves!
A rebel, so let me rebel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass.
And it's a disaster! Such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass;
You asked for me?
Well I'm back!
Na-na-na-na-na-na.
Fix your bent antenna, tune in and then I'm gonna
Enter in, endin' up under your skin like a splinter.
The centre of attention; back for the winner.
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling:
Infesting in your kids' ears and nesting.
Testing, attention please!
Feel the tension as soon as someone mentions me.
Here's my ten cents, my two cents are free.
A nuisance, who sent-you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me,
So everybody: just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
I said, this looks like a job for me,
So everybody: just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
A tisket, a tasket; I'll go tit-for-tat with
Anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit.
Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards!
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie;
You 36 year old baldhead in fag clothing.
You don't know me, you're too old, let go,
It's over; nobody listens to techno!
And let's go, just give me the signal!
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults.
I've been known to be suspensful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol.
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me.
So this must mean I'm disgusting;
But it's just me, I'm just obscene!
No, I'm not the first king of controversy.
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy.
HEY! There's a concept that works!
Twenty million other white rappers emerge;
But no matter how many fish are in the sea,
It'd be so empty without me.
Now this looks like a job for me,
So everybody: just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
I said, this looks like a job for me,
So everybody: just follow me.
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
Hum-di-di-la-la.
Hum-di-di-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la.
KIDS!
we should thank you, both of us, for ruining our lives. i guess you're happy now that you can have your way with as many mates as possible.
thanks again, incubus.
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She who writes with her Quill has forgotten the face of her father.
I write with my Heart.
All things serve the beam.
Back to the black for you! :3
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~The disturbed one, creeping from the mind of his host...
...the tiger that stalks his prey...
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Owner of ~DayOfLavos fan community.
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Owner of ~DayOfLavos fan community.
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~The disturbed one, creeping from the mind of his host...
...the tiger that stalks his prey...
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